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“There was just Mavis and me, but it never seemed lonely because we never stopped talking. I could have an argument, in earnest, about who was the best “Kid” in the Hall, without having to explain who they were. One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about. We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don’t have to make it official. It just is.” - Mindy Kaling

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When I say “pantyhose” you say “sheer”! Pantyhose! Sheer! Pantyhose! Sheer!
Michael Showalter “Stella Cheer”
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“Dear Marnie, I haven’t seen you in a while and I was wondering if you might want to get together tonight.”

“Dear Marnie, I haven’t seen you in a while and I was wondering if you might want to get together tonight.”

“Hey Susie, it’s Michael Showalter. What’s shakin’ you piece of bacon?”

“Hey Susie, it’s Michael Showalter. What’s shakin’ you piece of bacon?”

“Hey, Veronica. It’s Michael Ian Black. You know, from the malt shop?”

“Hey, Veronica. It’s Michael Ian Black. You know, from the malt shop?”

My parents asked me if I had any plans earlier (I did) by saying “Do you have any plans? It’s Friday night” and I just started laughing so hard and screaming “IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!”. They were confused.

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