Almost everyone I know took pictures with their significant others today and guess what SO DID I BITCHES
All I see is Doug Benson and all I hear is Smash Mouth
Made pizza tonight with detsamspade and it was AWESOME
Sometimes I make detsamspade take dumb pictures with me. They aren’t all gems but I love them all anyway
I think I had my shoes on too long today
Both the bathrooms at this McDonald’s are occupied and this guy walks up to them, reads the “knock before barging in” sign, and proceeds to attempt barging in on a stranger and my boyfriend.
My dad bought me ice cream because I was feeling really bad. He never does stuff like this, especially for me
Spent most of the day lying on the couch with a headache listening to Forensic Files and being creeped out by Forensic Files