March 2012
andy-sambergs:
Weekend Update- Prince William and Camilla Parker-Bowles (30x12)
Amy: “You are the heir to the throne of Great Britain, so basically you could have your pick of any woman in the world.” Prince Charles: ”Oh, I know, exactly! You think I would’ve landed this beauty otherwise? Why if I were just plain old Charlie Windsor Businessman, I shudder to think what kind of woman I would’ve...
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I used to listen to “Working For The Weekend” every Friday on the way home from work in the summer and some days my carpool liked it and other days they wished someone else drove them to and from work.
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I told my friend Patti I was scared to go to my first class tomorrow and this was our conversation that ended with me being happy:
Me: So I’m starting my sketch writing class at UCB tomorrow and I’m really nervous. Any advice? Patti: AHHHHH THAT’S AMAZING!!!! I guess everyone will suck at the beginning but you’ll get better with time…Like playing a musical...
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I’m, I’m so in love with you Whatever you want to do Is alright with me ‘Cause you make me feel, so brand new And I want to spend my life with you Me sayin’ since, baby, since we’ve been together Ooo, loving you forever Is what I need Let me, be the one you come running to I’ll never be untrue Ooo baby Let’s, let’s stay together Loving you whether,...
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Look at that! Ducks…on the lake!
– Special Agent Dale Cooper
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I saw Mates of State once.
They opened for MIKE BIRBIGLIA.
And they were good.
And that’s the end of my story.
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Radiohead: Fucking With Your Feelings since 1992
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