I wanted to tell my brother something so I got up to look for him and I thought he was in the bathroom so I started knocking on the door but he didn’t answer. Then the door slowly started to open and the lights were off and then I remembered that I had closed the bathroom door 20 minutes ago.
“Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for six years. It’s an Amish technique. It’s like… slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from age four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.”—Dwight Schrute (via jimhalperting)