The oven is ready. In 15 minutes, it will be pizza time.
Most popular Facebook status I've ever made:
Happy birthday Christopher Walken, love of my life<3 7 people like this.
Pembroke Welsh Corgis are really expensive in NJ.
How would I got about making the chicken in the toaster oven?” - Me...– I have such a confusing toaster oven and an even more confused father.
I have “The Old Saloon” by The Lonely Island stuck in my head. “and then we’re gonna go have sex with whores.”
imafuckingscoundrel asked: Hey, love your blog. I love two door cinema club too, have you checked out our stuff?xx
Crunches and then bed…finally.
My least favorite thing in the world that people do is probably putting that they got accepted into tons of colleges on Facebook. Every time I log on I hate myself more and more.
What’s that kid’s name in the Facebook movie? Jesse what?” -...– Nice
We are far too young and clever.– Dexy’s Midnight Runners - “Come On Eileen”
Un peu d’air sur la terre. Air sur la, air sur la, air sur la terre.
cheesefarmer said: Marlee made me obsessed with this song YES YES YES YES YES YES. Succees.
Listening to the Jonas Brothers because I'm so...
Sad thing is, I honestly believe that.