February 2012
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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The fake MacGruber and I are STILL talking.
Feb 27th
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The funny thing about this MacGruber Twitter account is that whoever runs it retweets lots of people but particularly enjoys talking to me.
Feb 27th
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Why am I talking to this fake MacGruber account? Probably because I wish he was real.
Feb 27th
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Because I’m not good at writing sexy things or saying sexy things I will never “taste (MacGruber’s) python’s sweet nectare”. He said that.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Just saw a commercial for Great Britain and I said “Damn commercial making me sad” and my mom said “Marlee, you’re not supposed to be there. You’re supposed to be going to school in Manhattan”. Living the dream.
Feb 27th
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I’m watching M*A*S*H with my parents and I just said “Alan Alda was so handsome” and my mom looked at me funny.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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My dad bought Americone Dream AND Late Night Snack.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Things my parents just said to me about men I find attractive: My mom: “You only like guys like Will Forte” My dad: “Marlee, you wouldn’t know a cute guy if he tripped over you”
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
Drunk RIck Perry
ladolcebrianna: Hola Seth! Watched this earlier! “It’s Aloha”
Feb 26th
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ladolcebrianna said: I applaud you and your excellent taste buds. Thank you! My mom called me a weirdo for it but then I remembered Donald Glover is a weirdo so I’m OK with that.
Feb 26th
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ladolcebrianna said: is that beer and a donut? Also, the paper plate is a nice classy touch. Yes and yes it is.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Something my ex boyfriend said to me a long time ago and I’m just remembering it now: “When we met I wasn’t interested in you at all. I liked Megan (my friend) because she’s so hot. But now I only have eyes for you, babe”
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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My friend’s current Facebook status is “I have a wonderful boyfriend” and I just posted a picture of Napolean Dynamite that says “Well no one’s gonna go out with me” and I captioned it “This is actually me”
Feb 25th
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Something I just said to my brother:
“Holy hamburgers, Batman! I’m stuck in your buns!”
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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