May 2013
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I come home from work and my mom screams at me because she assumes I’m a fuck up and am doing everything wrong so I tell her what I’m doing and then she starts really screaming at me like louder than she ever does FOR NO REASON and now I’m freaking out and sobbing and I can’t breathe right and then she tells me I’m a “little snot” who needs to “get...
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I don’t know if you should or shouldn’t shave your legs using conditioner but when I do they feel better than they ever feel. So fucking smooth.
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So my boyfriend told me that he’s been trying to drink a bottle of water a day since he had mono. I’m on my second bottle of water this hour.
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sarahsarousrex replied to your photoset: Some shots from the beach that I like
What’s cookin’ good lookin’? ;]
This made me laugh, bacon (get it? cause you’re shakin)
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Cried a lot this week and it was all because of The Office and SNL. As soon as Seth said summer was coming up I started balling and OH MY GOD IT WAS ALL SO PERFECT.
“Well you always left me satisfied and smiling.”
– ME TO THE OFFICE (via really-schruted-it)
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Watchparalysedbeaver:
John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson and Jenna Fischer audition for The Office.
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“Classy isn’t the right word for the bars I’ve been to....”
– a text I sent one of my friends today when asked if I knew any bars classier than The Office
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