In high school I was a morning person. I got up nice and early, showered, ate breakfast, made it to school on time, all of that. But now I wake up early to attempt that and can’t. I just sleep until a half hour before I’m supposed to leave. I leave the house unshowered and gross and when I get to work I eat a shitty breakfast. I’m totally jealous of people who get up and shower and cook and get stuff done because for the past couple years I just can’t do anything at all.
“It’s hard being a working woman, because I spend all my extra time telling people how important being a working woman is, and it’s like hey I want to do my job. And they’re like no, you have to come speak about how it’s difficult to be a woman with a job. And I have to step away from working to go talk about how important it is to work as a woman.”—Mindy Kaling at SXSW, paraphrased from memory (via loveteresamarie)